“Why does winter feel like one big Tuesday?” – Todd Stocker “Tuesday is neither here nor there in the hierarchy of the week.” – Anthony T. “Addiction – when you can give up something any time, as long as it’s next Tuesday.” – Nikki Sixx There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” – George Weah “Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.” – Will Ferrell “Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!” – Neil Leckman If you like these funny Tuesday quotes, also check out our lists of Tuesday Motivation Quotes and Tuesday Quotes. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday.” – Stephen King Funny Tuesday Quotes Actually, forget her love, I’d give up Mondays for free.” – Jarod Kintz “If I could, I’d give up Mondays to have her love again. “I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.” – Jarod Kintz “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.” – Anton Chekhov And they do try, of course, but Monday always comes, and all the drones have to scuttle back to their dreary workday lives of meaningless toin and suffering.” – Jeff Lindsay “In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no way yet to prevent the arrival of Monday morning. And two days from now? Well, that’s a Monday, so I’ll be feeling shitty.” ― Jarod Kintz ![]() “Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better than I am today. “Monday isn’t that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it.” – Day “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” – Steven Wright “If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!” – John Wagner “There are no miracles on Mondays.” – Amy Neftzger “Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.” – George Leedy “Monday is great for becoming too busy to die.” – Roy Station “Like the song says, rainy days and Mondays always get ya down.” – Haruki Murakami “Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”- Jarod Kintz “Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.” – Leggy Saul “I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. “Monday is for people with a mission.” – Christina Imre “What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. To the millionaire and the coolie it is the same, because there can be nothing worse.” – Kenneth Fearing “The awfulness of Monday mornings is the world’s greatest common denominator. “The only good Monday is a Monday in bed” – Lee Horton “This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” – Lisa Mantchev “What about Monday? That could be one day we look at things the same way and wear funny shoes.” – Kevin Dalton “Your Monday is not going to be like Saturday the emotions are going to be different.” – Jean Grae “When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward “Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.” – Rebecca Gober We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.” – Julio Alexi Genao They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” – Garry Moll “Everyday is Monday….till Friday.” – Viktor VolksPrater If you like these funny Monday quotes, check out our lists of Monday Morning Quotes and Monday Quotes. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” - Zach Galifianakis Funny Monday Quotes I’m only going to dread one day at a time.” – Charles M. “Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” – Don Marquis ![]() “Every dogma has its day.” – Anthony Burgess “It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.” – Jerry Seinfeld “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain “When you’re in love it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life.” – Richard Lewis “Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.” – Dale Carnegie “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” - Winnie The Pooh ![]() “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Shulz “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. ![]() “The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.” – Abraham Lincoln “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin Here are some great funny quotes of the day.
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